I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
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his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
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I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
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