my mouth tastes like poor choices
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
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While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
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I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
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