Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
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I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
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Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
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