I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
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Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
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You told her you double majored in Geology and Telekinesis. When has that line ever worked for you?
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
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