That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
omg this kid i'm babysitting is making a penis out of playdough ahhhh.
He just rolled me a 'baby penis' as opposed to his 'big boy' penis that he crafted...he just demanded that I roll him a penis.
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
The cops high fived after they tackled you
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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