I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
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I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
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Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
I'm just going to tell you this I knocked up your girlfriend. I didn't mean to I thought it was somebody else I wasn't drunk but it was dark.
The truth is better her than my wife.
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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