I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
Hahaha April fools!
Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
it was like eating out sand paper
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.