Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?