okay pat passed out under dana's car
The guy dancing on me has three visible teeth. WHERE ARE YOU?
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
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I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
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You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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