I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
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Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
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Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
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