Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
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Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
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There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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