Midget sex pt 2 tonight
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
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He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
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I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
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