its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
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i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
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did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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