I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
Midget sex pt 2 tonight
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
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is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
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No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
That's how pantless uber rides happen
Randomize