shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
my cat ate my toast this morning while i was getting dressed. i can already tell today is going to suck.
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this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
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Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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