I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
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it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
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Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
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