Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
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I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
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Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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