Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
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He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
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Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.