We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
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We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
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We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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