we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
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It's just like the Real World with babies
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
I just got a nosebleed on a date at the cheesecake factory...
just run out of the bathroom with blood gushing down your face and scream "ITS IN THE CHEESECAKE!!!!!"
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He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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