I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
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my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
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I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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