I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
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I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
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He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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