You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
I*** M*****, this is your dignity texting you. I ditched you when you started hitting on bros and old sailor men last night. My friend Sarah has pictures to prove it.
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
You high fived me for banging your sister but lock me outta house bc I ate your pumpkin pie? Priorities bro
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
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