Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
Randomize