We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
This bar receipt from last night makes no sense
You were wasted and got mad that it was too high so you subtracted 50 bucks in the tip line from the total
I wish that would've worked
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Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
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He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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