why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
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Please tell me how you drunkenly remembered your social security number when we were checking you into the ER.
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
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In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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