i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
Blow job in a bar bathroom for my Thing 1 while in a onezie dressed up as Thing 2. Best Halloween ever.
I bet the Cat in the Hat never caused mischief like that.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
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Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
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I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
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