I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I woke up this morning wearing my tux shirt and jacket, but no pants.
______ was pissed. My breath tastes like tequila and doritos, and I couldn't get it up.
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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