hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
just found the deal breaker
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
This Girl Got Ghosted By Her BF Of 5 Years While On A Trip They Took For Her Birthday
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
People Are Applauding Chrissy Teigen For Getting Candid About Breast-Pumping
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year