and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
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he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
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oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
Hard not to be concerned when you call me, tell me you've discovered the secret to flying, vomit, then hang up the phone. So yes, I'm coming to pick you up.
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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