I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
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I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
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When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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