i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
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I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
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what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
Well, I made it all the way to the gas station. And from there, I begged a cab driver who was parked outside, to give me a piggy back ride the final 2 blocks to my apartment. I wasn't in the cab. Didn't have to pay. Drunk me is smart, and very lazy.
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
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