if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
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So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
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Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.