I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
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I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
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Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
I just got a text giving me an hour window for when my vibrator is gonna be delivered. If that's not awesome customer service, I don't know what is.