Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
so, totally just picked up a pack of red bull, and some magnum condoms and the old woman at the register's tone went from "hi blah how are you" to "oh....how YOU DOIN'?" she knew what was up
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
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I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
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I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.