the day after is always just damage control
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
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Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
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After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
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