Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Firetruck pulls up, fireman jumps out n knocks on my door, asks "do you know where Johnny lives?"
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
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We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
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He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
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