Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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