WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
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I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
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We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
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