got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
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They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
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If I die, sorry about rent.
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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