I'm so fucking centered right now
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
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Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
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Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same