I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
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I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
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I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
Also, apparently I'm only coherent when I'm drunk sexting. And then I'm grammatically perfect and impressively eloquent.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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