I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
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he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
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You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
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