Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
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There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
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they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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