Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
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she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
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And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
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