Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
Apparently I farted on her in my sleep. Then, just to be sure she was cool, I did it again on purpose and she didnt say anything. So, WIN?
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
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well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
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If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
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