I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
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Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
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Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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