just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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