So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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