I just broke up with Liz. I feel awful so I put two free rentals on her Blockbuster account.
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
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Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
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my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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