problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
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