Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
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Drunk walkin through police station. America
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
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Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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